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					 '“When you reread a classic, you do not see more in the book than you did before, you see more in you than there was before.” — Clifton Fadiman',
'“The difference between Life and Art is Art is more bearable.” — Charles Bukowski',					 '“Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.” — Oscar Wilde',
'“Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.” — Chicago Tribune columnist, Mary Schmich',
	'“An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make a better soup.” —H.L. Mencken');
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